I met Eddie Murphy the other day. I dont usually get star struck, but he is an idol of mine. As I was nervously gibbering out praise, he interrupted me and said, “Anyone ever tell you you look like Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend that went to jail?” I said, “uhh, yes Eddie; unfortunately I have heard that before…” He goes, “Yeah, I was watchin’ the news and I was like, that looks like the dude from Scrubs.” :(
- Zach Braff
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“The Pepsi Challenge”
“Fixing a Hole” - The Beatles
My friend: I’m still confused about the part when she takes off his mask. All of a sudden he has blonde hair …?
Me: I guess she pushed off the wig in one swift motion with the mask.
Her: So his natural hair color is blonde … but he has dark eyebrows?
Me: I don’t know, maybe its part of his deformity.~
Her: I’m just going to say he has dark hair.
Me: Are you suggesting he is wearing a wig over a wig over his natural hair?
Her: WELL!
Me: “I’m wearing 2 wigs in case that bitch takes off my mask.”
Her: Maybe he’s bald
Her: And really insecure.
Happy birthday, Bronx. :’)
The world.
One of the things that makes Stephen Colbert so beloved is his ability to stay in character under the most difficult circumstances. Which is probably why it’s so funny when he does break.
In my mouth, please.
“This River is Wild” - The Killers
