January 2012
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WatchYOU GUYS … you guys
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Last night it was sleeting and thundering, and it reminded me of one of my favorite memories~ of a rare mid-winter storm. My two best friends (since kindergarten) and I were at one of their houses; her boyfriend at the time was being a douchebag and she needed cheering up. We watched Inception and Pocahontas cozy in her bed while the wind shook the house in mid-December. When it came time to...
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Eating fairy bread for the first time
Why didn’t I know you existed!?
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faithwillsetyoufree:
Somebody That I Used to...
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Me: 99% sure I just heard a customer fart
Friend: Whoaaa
Me: Why is that "Whoa"!?
Friend: Idk, why didn't they do it in private! It's kind of unsanitary, idk! Like when my grandma farts.
Me: WUT. Sometimes you can't help it, it just slips out! You act like they do it intentionally and maliciously
Friend: My grandma's farts are intentional and malicious.
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aweepingangel:
in a surprise turn of events, the declaration of independence has stolen nicolas cage
Ok this is funny
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December 2011
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“Tim Allen and I actually saw the movie together at the same time, when it was...”
– Tom Hanks on watching Toy Story 2 for the first time, The Pixar Story (via astatuestrongenoughfortwo)
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