January 2011
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falloutboyfacts
omg this fucking song
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A Discussion About The Lovely Bones Pt. II
Friend: My mom always tells me not to help dudes who may ask me to load sofas onto trucks or help dudes with their legs in casts. Ted Bundy paranoia. Me: I’d definitely be suspicious because I do not look like I could lift more than a brick. Her: If anyone ever asks you to lift something heavier than a brick, RUN. Me: Even if it’s an old lady. -Waves arms- DO YOU SEE THESE? You’re not fooling...
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bluewind:knifeplay:apriki:
AM I MORE THAN YOU...
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I love that my family is aware of my love for Jim...
Past example:
Mom: Hey Kristen, Jim Carrey’s gonna be on Jimmy Fallon tonight and he’s hosting SNL tomorrow.
Me:
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I love that my family is aware of my love for Jim...
Past example:
Mom: Hey Kristen, Jim Carrey’s gonna be on Jimmy Fallon tonight and he’s hosting SNL tomorrow.
Me:
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Third snow day in a row
I’m watching Avatar: The Last Airbender and eating a chicken pot pie.
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Third snow day in a row
I’m watching Avatar: The Last Airbender and eating a chicken pot pie.
