Island in the Sun

Me: 99% sure I just heard a customer fart
Friend: Whoaaa
Me: Why is that "Whoa"!?
Friend: Idk, why didn't they do it in private! It's kind of unsanitary, idk! Like when my grandma farts.
Me: WUT. Sometimes you can't help it, it just slips out! You act like they do it intentionally and maliciously
Friend: My grandma's farts are intentional and malicious.